chris pine has a phd
a pretty huge dick
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
remember that time the enterprise fought a windows 95 screensaver
"There was an episode, one of my favorite moments in Star Trek, when Captain Kirk looks over the cosmos and says, ‘Somewhere out there someone is saying the three most beautiful words in any language.’ Of course you heart sinks and you think it’s going to be, ‘I love you’ or whatever. He says, ‘Please help me.’ What a philosophically fantastic idea, that vulnerability and need is a beautiful thing."
— Hugh Laurie (via zucchinis)
(Source: thiscoffeedrenchedlife, via augustusshamartia)
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
(Source: reshiham, via emono-omae)
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
(Source: vulcanist, via gingerbatch-addict)
the monster within
(Source: therumancek, via pembroke)
- Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at
DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???
omg, he totally did.
It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.
and Karl is just like ‘yeah, he does that.’
(Source: karlurbaninternational, via pembroke)
I’m reading a fic where Spock and Kirk are teenagers, and Stonn and T’Pring are friends with Spock and tease him about his affections for Kirk.
